#ISTANVOTEBYMAIL
by Dana Jay Bein for Blue Revolution
Can’t beat this cold I'm wondering when
I’ll get out of bed at all
November’s coming if we can’t vote
Democracy will fall
And even if we could it won’t be okay
With the lines at city hall
That reminds me, we could vote by mail
Just vote by mail
Can’t beat this cold I'm wondering when
I’ll get out of bed at all
November’s coming if we can’t vote
Democracy will fall
And even if we could it won’t be okay
With the lines at city hall
That reminds me, we could vote by mail
Just vote by mail
Dear Trump, I like you but my life is fallin’
I lost my job, my healthcare, and my home - I hit rock bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fake news,, that’s what’s up! Man how's your daughter?
My daughter’s sexy too, I'm proud to be her father
If I have another, guess what I'm a call him?
I'ma name him Donnie
I read about your Junior Donnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend wet himself because his dad just didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even took an undergrad course when you did that scam
I got a room full of your posters from your rallies man
I like the shit you did with Stormy too, that chick with tats
Anyways, I hope you get this man, write me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
I’m your stan
Can’t beat this cold I'm wondering when
I’ll get out of bed at all
November’s coming if we can’t vote
Democracy will fall
And even if we could it won’t be okay
With the lines at city hall
That reminds me, we could vote by mail
Just vote by mail
Dear Trump,, you still ain't called or wrote, I read all of your rants
I ain't mad, I can’t really live without your muslim bans
If you didn't wanna ask for help outside your country
You didn't have to, but you coulda asked ambassadors what would Vlad do?
Vlad’s our Russian hero man, he's shirtless, thick and bold
He made another blistering cold war dude
Two world powers and you just lay low
That's pretty awesome man, he’s like your fuckin' idol
You want to be just like him man, you like him more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to
Remember we all vote in November, you said if I'd vote that you’d have my back
See I'm just like you in a way
I knew that Clinton’s not a leader
I knew we had to cheat so that we could beat her
I could relate to what you're doing all along
So when I have a shitty day, I turn on Fox they put you on
'Cause we don’t care about shit else and that shit helps the whole U.S.
I even got a t-shirt with your name across the chest
Sometimes I inject myself with disinfectant bleach
It's like a medicine, the pain is fake no bullshit test for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
Mike Pence is jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But he don't know you like I know you Trump, no one does
He don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta help me man
I'll be the biggest vote you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, stan
P.S. we should pee together too
Can’t beat this cold I'm wondering when
I’ll get out of bed at all
November’s coming if we can’t vote
Democracy will fall
And even if we could it won’t be okay
With the lines at city hall
That reminds me, we could vote by mail
Just vote by mail
Dear Mister "I'm Too Dumb To Write With Tiny Hands”
This will be the last message II ever send your ass
It's been 3 weeks and still no help, I don't deserve it?
I know you won the last election, I vote for presidents who aren’t worth it
So this is my regret I'm sending you, I hope you read it
It’s in the mail right now, I'm voting Biden, fuck what you say
Hey Trump, I drank a fifth of Windex
I’m barely alive!
I know it’s wrong but I’m falling and it’s scary tonight
You’re the guy who coulda saved the modern world from drowning
But didn't, then you blamed it all on everyone around you
That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late, I'm at the homeless shelter now, no housing
And I’ll be voting for a drowsy leader in the fall
I hope you don’t get all of your budget for the wall
I loved you Trump, we coulda won together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you’re impeached and you scream about it
And when you dream I hope you drink bleach and light beams come out it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without guilt
See Trump, shut off Fox! I'm tryin' to type!
Hey Trump, that's Vlad Putin screamin' out his lungs
But I wouldn’t get his goat, I’d just lie and run, see I ain't like you
'Cause if he interferes he'll suffer more, and then he'll cry too
You gotta go, It’s killing time in Moscow
Oh shit, you forgot, how are you supposed to spin this shit now?
Can’t beat this cold I'm wondering when
I’ll get out of bed at all
November’s coming if we can’t vote
Democracy will fall
And even if we could it won’t be okay
With the lines at city hall
That reminds me, we could vote by mail
Just vote by mail
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I get so dizzy
You said your daughter’s pretty, wow, how tall and blond is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would wear your MAGA HAT
And here's an autograph for your daughter
I hope she will sit on my lap
I'm angry you didn't help me with your vote, I must admit too
I think you’re just like that crooked Hillary that’s an issue
But what's this thing you said welfare has to cut you checks too?
You live like you’re a homeless dog, come on, how liberal is you?
You have some issues stan, I think your vote won’t count you’ll see
I’ll help your ass with housing if the wall runs out of ransom
And what's this shit about us meant to pee together?
That type of shit will make Vlad blackmail me to bleed some others
I really think me and this country need each other
Or maybe I just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you vote yourself, I think that I'll be doin' just fine
If I relax a little, I'm glad I inspired you but stan
Why do you love Vlad? Try to understand, that I do want you in my plan
I just don't want to learn any leadership
I seen this one guy on Fox News a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was sick, lost his job, lived under a bridge
And sent his ballot in the mail didn’t regret what he did
And in the end he felt betrayed, but they never said he had the flu
And on the envelope, his name was, it was you
Damn.
by Dana Jay Bein for Blue Revolution
Can’t beat this cold I'm wondering when
I’ll get out of bed at all
November’s coming if we can’t vote
Democracy will fall
And even if we could it won’t be okay
With the lines at city hall
That reminds me, we could vote by mail
Just vote by mail
Can’t beat this cold I'm wondering when
I’ll get out of bed at all
November’s coming if we can’t vote
Democracy will fall
And even if we could it won’t be okay
With the lines at city hall
That reminds me, we could vote by mail
Just vote by mail
Dear Trump, I like you but my life is fallin’
I lost my job, my healthcare, and my home - I hit rock bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fake news,, that’s what’s up! Man how's your daughter?
My daughter’s sexy too, I'm proud to be her father
If I have another, guess what I'm a call him?
I'ma name him Donnie
I read about your Junior Donnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend wet himself because his dad just didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even took an undergrad course when you did that scam
I got a room full of your posters from your rallies man
I like the shit you did with Stormy too, that chick with tats
Anyways, I hope you get this man, write me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
I’m your stan
Can’t beat this cold I'm wondering when
I’ll get out of bed at all
November’s coming if we can’t vote
Democracy will fall
And even if we could it won’t be okay
With the lines at city hall
That reminds me, we could vote by mail
Just vote by mail
Dear Trump,, you still ain't called or wrote, I read all of your rants
I ain't mad, I can’t really live without your muslim bans
If you didn't wanna ask for help outside your country
You didn't have to, but you coulda asked ambassadors what would Vlad do?
Vlad’s our Russian hero man, he's shirtless, thick and bold
He made another blistering cold war dude
Two world powers and you just lay low
That's pretty awesome man, he’s like your fuckin' idol
You want to be just like him man, you like him more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to
Remember we all vote in November, you said if I'd vote that you’d have my back
See I'm just like you in a way
I knew that Clinton’s not a leader
I knew we had to cheat so that we could beat her
I could relate to what you're doing all along
So when I have a shitty day, I turn on Fox they put you on
'Cause we don’t care about shit else and that shit helps the whole U.S.
I even got a t-shirt with your name across the chest
Sometimes I inject myself with disinfectant bleach
It's like a medicine, the pain is fake no bullshit test for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
Mike Pence is jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But he don't know you like I know you Trump, no one does
He don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta help me man
I'll be the biggest vote you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, stan
P.S. we should pee together too
Can’t beat this cold I'm wondering when
I’ll get out of bed at all
November’s coming if we can’t vote
Democracy will fall
And even if we could it won’t be okay
With the lines at city hall
That reminds me, we could vote by mail
Just vote by mail
Dear Mister "I'm Too Dumb To Write With Tiny Hands”
This will be the last message II ever send your ass
It's been 3 weeks and still no help, I don't deserve it?
I know you won the last election, I vote for presidents who aren’t worth it
So this is my regret I'm sending you, I hope you read it
It’s in the mail right now, I'm voting Biden, fuck what you say
Hey Trump, I drank a fifth of Windex
I’m barely alive!
I know it’s wrong but I’m falling and it’s scary tonight
You’re the guy who coulda saved the modern world from drowning
But didn't, then you blamed it all on everyone around you
That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late, I'm at the homeless shelter now, no housing
And I’ll be voting for a drowsy leader in the fall
I hope you don’t get all of your budget for the wall
I loved you Trump, we coulda won together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you’re impeached and you scream about it
And when you dream I hope you drink bleach and light beams come out it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without guilt
See Trump, shut off Fox! I'm tryin' to type!
Hey Trump, that's Vlad Putin screamin' out his lungs
But I wouldn’t get his goat, I’d just lie and run, see I ain't like you
'Cause if he interferes he'll suffer more, and then he'll cry too
You gotta go, It’s killing time in Moscow
Oh shit, you forgot, how are you supposed to spin this shit now?
Can’t beat this cold I'm wondering when
I’ll get out of bed at all
November’s coming if we can’t vote
Democracy will fall
And even if we could it won’t be okay
With the lines at city hall
That reminds me, we could vote by mail
Just vote by mail
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I get so dizzy
You said your daughter’s pretty, wow, how tall and blond is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would wear your MAGA HAT
And here's an autograph for your daughter
I hope she will sit on my lap
I'm angry you didn't help me with your vote, I must admit too
I think you’re just like that crooked Hillary that’s an issue
But what's this thing you said welfare has to cut you checks too?
You live like you’re a homeless dog, come on, how liberal is you?
You have some issues stan, I think your vote won’t count you’ll see
I’ll help your ass with housing if the wall runs out of ransom
And what's this shit about us meant to pee together?
That type of shit will make Vlad blackmail me to bleed some others
I really think me and this country need each other
Or maybe I just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you vote yourself, I think that I'll be doin' just fine
If I relax a little, I'm glad I inspired you but stan
Why do you love Vlad? Try to understand, that I do want you in my plan
I just don't want to learn any leadership
I seen this one guy on Fox News a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was sick, lost his job, lived under a bridge
And sent his ballot in the mail didn’t regret what he did
And in the end he felt betrayed, but they never said he had the flu
And on the envelope, his name was, it was you
Damn.